My neighbors have loud sex every night, so I decided to go after his wife

The young couple next door.

They kept me up every single night with their loud moaning and yelling.

I tried asking nicely, screaming at them, even calling the cops. Nothing worked.

So, I started hitting on the wife.

On Valentine's Day, I specifically slipped a note into a bouquet of roses:

Your husband hasn't found out about us yet, has he?

And then, her husband absolutely lost it.

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I’d just moved into my new place. My neighbors were a middle-aged couple.

I hadn't even met them yet, but I knew their relationship had to be rock solid.

How did I know?

I heard it.