The Haunted Bus: Rule #1 - Never Give Your Seat to Anyone Holding a Baby

A muffled voice crackled through the bus speakers, announcing the next stop.

1. **Rule number one:** Never give up your seat to someone holding a baby. Break this, and you'll regret it forever.

2. **Rule number two:** If you accidentally break Rule One, you can’t refuse anything the woman with the baby asks. Refuse, and you’ll die.

3. **Rule number three:** Don't easily trust people in black and white checkered shirts. What they say could be true, or it could be a lie.

4. **Rule number four:** Absolutely never trust people in red clothes. See red, look down. Avoid eye contact at all costs.