Chapter 4

No money, no ID, no phone.

The immediate priority wasn't how to get back, but how to survive.

I was afraid I'd starve to death in this book before I could succeed.

Was I really going to have to beg?

Begging was not an option. I looked at a public health information board about safe sex practices and free condoms, and a brilliant idea struck me.

I grabbed two plastic bags from a trash can.

I cut eyeholes in a black one and pulled it over my head, keeping a clear one in my hand.

Then I promptly cleared out all the free condoms from the display.

And so, from that day on, I became the girl who sells protection.

For some reason, I always seemed to appear at the precise moment Lily was being forced into intimacy with a man.

And wasn't that a golden business opportunity?

I could make money, and indirectly save the world.

I couldn't change that trash fire of a female lead, so I decided to target the men instead.

As long as I could survive until the happy ending, and Lily didn't get pregnant, there would be no abortions, and I could finally escape this book.