Wife forced me Plato, but let good brother for her antidote.

My wife claimed she wanted the purest, most spiritual love, making a pact that we wouldn't be intimate after marriage.

On our wedding night, she accidentally drank some strong liquor. I tried to help her, but she shoved me away.

"Jasper Night, you actually drugged me!"

"I didn't!" I stammered, panicked. "I'll take you to the hospital!"

Just then, her "good friend" Drew showed up. She threw herself into his arms and kissed him.

My face flushed with fury. "You said you wanted a spiritual love! How can you do this with someone else...?"

She didn't listen. She kicked me away.