Why So Serious?

My usually cold and distant wife shared a bowl of soup with her newly joined colleague.

Surprisingly, I felt calm, even as I brought up divorce.

She sneered at me, "Don't be ridiculous. I'm exhausted. He's just a colleague of mine."

"Even if we're married, you have no right to interfere with what I do with my colleagues."

"If that's what you think, then I can't help you."

When I actually put the divorce papers in front of her, she flew into a rage.

"Ryan, do you think the Wagners were still what they used to be? You're nothing without me!"