They Poisoned Me to Make Her Laugh

Since childhood, I had been engaged to a pair of twin brothers.

They were always fighting over which one of them would marry me someday.

They even argued over who could hold me for two seconds longer.

But at the husband-selection party, they both smiled and told me that the things they said as kids were just jokes, and whoever took them seriously had already lost.

Not long after, they both fell in love with Madison Clarke, the queen bee who had just transferred to our school.