They Only Forget Me

My whole family has amnesia.

My dad always forgets to send me my living expenses every month.

My mom forgets to pay me back every time I cover something for her.

Whenever I remind them, my parents act like they've just had an epiphany.

"Look at my memory—getting old makes me forgetful."

I always thought they were genuinely getting forgetful with age.

Until I accidentally discovered the study abroad fund account my parents set up for my brother.

Every single deposit was accurate to two decimal places, and never once delayed.