The Generous Husband Tries to Be the Sucker, While I Marry a Rich Young Puppy.

For ten years, my husband, Leo, was obsessed with "charity."

The first year, he offered late-night "psychological counseling" to a depressed female netizen, Skylar. Our SnapChat records showed 547 nude photos, all labeled as "Proof of Medical Improvement."

The second year, his infertile friend, Mike, begged him on his knees to "help his wife get pregnant." Leo personally stepped in and even recorded a video, archiving it as an "Excellent Genetic Donation."

The tenth year, on our wedding anniversary, a bombshell message blew up in his charity SnapChat group: "Eight months pregnant, urgently…