The Forgotten Engineer's Revenge

At the company's annual gala, my wife claimed I had achieved nothing. She demanded that I step down as Chief Technology Officer and hand all my research and development over to her first love.

Furious to the point of laughing, I quit on the spot and slapped the divorce papers right into his face.

"Working is so exhausting anyway. Why don't I be generous and let you take my place as the CEO's husband, too?"

For a moment, every colleague in the room stared at each other, assuming I was just throwing a jealous fit.