The Divorce I Should Have Asked for Years Ago

Three days after I asked for a divorce, I spotted my husband Derek's car parked by the roadside.

My best friend Vivian was inside, her arms wrapped around my husband. When she saw me, she smirked and said:

"Emma, you really need to stop fighting with Derek. He's been asking me to drink with him every night lately. Last night, he even held me naked while we slept."

My husband quickly explained, "Don't be ridiculous. If you hadn't suddenly put on her nightgown, would I have mistaken you for her?"

I smiled calmly and said to my best friend: