What it is about
"Babe, my boss won't let you touch me. He's inspecting me tomorrow."
A man being banned from touching his own wife—hearing this happen to my best friend shattered my entire worldview.
He even told me his wife’s boss had built a private SnapChat "harem" of twenty-four women.
When I saw the screenshot of that group, all the blood drained from my face.
Because the twenty-fourth woman in that group looked exactly like my wife!
Two nights ago, my childhood friend Tyler broke down while we were having beers.
