What it is about
My class welcomed a new student for German tutoring.
Chatting with him, he casually mentioned his mom was Scarlett, a huge star, beautiful and rich.
What a coincidence. My wife of seven years was also named Scarlett, and she was a big star too.
I immediately contacted Scarlett and asked for a divorce.
But I forgot, from the very beginning, we were never legally married.
Turns out, I was the other man, the one who unknowingly intruded on someone else's relationship.
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"My mom's Scarlett, the big celebrity. She's loaded and gorgeous."
