What it is about
My girlfriend won $30 million in the lottery, then immediately broke up with me.
"We're from different worlds. You're too low-class for me."
Then she turned around and got with the sneaky guy from the office.
I just laughed.
She forgot that lottery ticket was from the previous drawing.
I rolled down the window of my Maserati and told them, "You two are too low-class."
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"It's over, Ryan! I won $30 million in the lottery."
Charlotte stood in front of me, her expression a mix of arrogance and disdain.
"That's it?" I looked up and asked.
