No More Saving My Romance-Obsessed Roommate

My roommate, Chloe, was completely obsessed with cheesy romance novels.

On our very first day as roommates, she curled up on the couch, clutching her phone with glowing eyes, and said, "Look! In all the trending stories now, the female lead leaves her front door unlocked at night, and the hot male lead accidentally wanders in. It’s love at first sight!"

So, she decided to leave our apartment door unlocked every single night.

I warned her multiple times, but she just waved her hand and laughed. "You don't get it, Harper. Real love always starts with a beautiful accident."