Neighbor's Lawsuit Against My Dog "Son"

The day we moved into the neighborhood, our new neighbor sued me.

She sobbed hysterically, accusing my son of assaulting her daughter.

"My Tiffany just turned eighteen, and that sick pervert, Buddy, ruined her!"

"That worthless piece of trash, clearly raised by wolves, deserves the death penalty!"

Her daughter also insisted it was my son.

"Buddy told me he'd choke me if I didn't take off my clothes… I was so scared…"

At her words, the jury and the public were enraged, demanding severe punishment for my son.

"Buddy is an absolute jerk!"