My wife hires men to be assistants. I show them my ID card and kick them out of the company.

My dad wanted to test my wife's work ethic, so he arranged for me to conduct a surprise inspection of the company she managed.

I figured it would just be a formality.

But the moment I walked in, I saw a young, baby-faced college student staring blankly at a paper shredder.

"Wow, this machine is so cool!"

He picked up a contract from a nearby desk, looking ready to feed it in.

A colleague next to him gasped, his face draining of color, and quickly stopped him:

"Oh my god, Leo, what are you doing? Weren't you playing games in the office? Why are you out here?"

The guy just grinned.