My girlfriend tested my boyfriend on her trumpet.

My best friend suggested I use a fake account to test my boyfriend's loyalty.

I agreed. I registered a burner account and told her it was his.

Once she added him, she immediately started trashing me, claiming I was cheating on multiple guys, that I'd been 'around the block' too many times. At the same time, she flooded him with super sexy, revealing photos—low-cut tops, legs spread, ass provocatively posed.

"Hey, big boy, wanna hook up?"

"I'm super obedient, you can do anything you want with me."

I replied, "I don't believe it, unless you..."