If She’s Your Wife, Then Who Am I?

Upon hearing about my husband's surgery, I braved a typhoon and torrential rain, driving four hours back to the city.

When I arrived at the hospital, my husband, Xander Gray, was lying on the hospital bed, calling out loudly, "I want my wife! Get my wife here!"

His buddies around him joked about how his wife had him completely whipped. Everyone said he loved me to death.

Blushing, I walked over with a happy smile and held his hand, saying, "I'm here."

To my surprise, he shook off my hand in disgust and snarled, "Get lost! You're not my wife! My wife is Beverly Long!"