I went to my cousin Dylan's auto repair shop to get my car fixed, but his girlfriend Brittany swindled me out of $280,000.

I was getting my car serviced at my cousin Daniel Miller’s auto club.

Once they were done, I told the staff, “Charge it to my cousin’s account.”

A staff member nodded, ready to process, but a strange female manager stepped in and stopped him.

“We don’t do tabs here. Payment must be settled on the spot.”

With that, she *slapped* the bill down in front of me.

Supreme Fine Diagnostic Fee: $80,000

Exhaust System Acoustic Enhancement: $100,000

Engine Spiritual Balance Calibration: $100,000

Total: $280,000.

I almost burst out laughing.

When did my cousin start running a scam operation?