I Threw Away My Wedding Ring

It was our eighth wedding anniversary, and I wanted to surprise Scarlett, my wife.

Instead, her assistant, Liam, knocked me down the stairs.

Liam looked terrified. "Oh no, did I mess up again? I'm so sorry, please scold me..."

Scarlett's heart ached for him. "Don't be silly, it wasn't on purpose."

Then, she glared at me. "Alright, so you fell. Just get up. Don't lie there making a scene!"

At the hospital, the woman in the next bed asked kindly why my wife hadn't come to see me, even though I had a concussion.

Was she too busy?