I found that my wife changed at night. It turned out that she had found a close friend to be a substitute.

I noticed something was off with my wife sleeping next to me. When I tried to get close, she was as unresponsive as a dead fish.

I thought maybe it was just that the spark had faded after years of marriage.

Until I overheard her talking to her hot best friend: *My husband sleeps like a log every night. You could put a corpse next to him, and he wouldn’t wake up!*

So, my wife found a corpse to replace her?

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I jolted awake, hearing faint, soft noises from the living room.

It sounded like someone groaning or gasping.