What it is about
Flying home for the holidays on a red-eye flight, I found myself stuck at the airport, blocked by a suffocating swarm of a female celebrity's fans.
A bodyguard pushed me back, pointing a finger at my face.
"Fans, stay back!"
My plane was about to take off, and I was desperate. I pulled out my megaphone and roared:
"Who the hell is her fan? Get real! If you block the way again, I'm calling the cops!"
I went viral overnight, and the celebrity was ripped apart on trending topics.
