Her Year-End Sleep Review With My Husband

My husband's mistress sent me her year-end performance review. She asked for a bonus.

The day before New Year's, a file landed in my inbox: My Annual Performance Review with Your Husband.

Item One. Total times I had sex with your husband this year: 150. Exceeded KPI.

Item Two. Got your husband to buy me a villa and a luxury car. Goal achieved.

Item Three. Got your son to call me "Mom" every day. Goal achieved.

Item Four. Bravely stood before you to fight for my happiness. Mission accomplished!