Failing His 99 Love Tests

On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend Ethan Walker gave me a pair of plastic earrings he'd bought from a thrift shop, claiming they were from Tiffany's.

I knew right away. Another one of his tests.

A while back, Ethan had put me through 99 tests.

"Hazel, once you pass all the tests, we'll get married."

I thought it was just his quirky way of showing affection, so I agreed.

But then his tests kept getting more and more outrageous.

This time, I really couldn't take it anymore.

"These earrings are obviously fake. You seriously want to give me this for Valentine's Day?"