After my husband stole my uterus for the goddess, he regretted going crazy.

I hadn't had my period for three months, so I eagerly rushed to the hospital for an ultrasound.

The doctor stared at my results for a long moment, then looked up, utterly shocked. "Miss Stella, you don't have a uterus!"

My first reaction was denial. "How could I not have a uterus? My periods were always normal before; they just suddenly stopped three months ago."

The doctor checked my records on the computer. "Three months ago, you had a hysterectomy."

A hysterectomy?

I immediately shook my head. "No, three months ago, I had an appendectomy!"