After 10 Years of Being Childless, CEO's Wife Brings Home Blonde Twins

Emma, my wife of ten years, suddenly posted on Instagram during her business trip abroad. In the photo, she was sporting a visible baby bump, coyly nestling in the arms of a blonde man. Beside them stood two identical boys.

The caption read: "For you, I'd give up the whole world."

Shocked, I called Emma. As soon as she picked up, her impatient voice came through, "Don't call me unless it's urgent. How many times do I have to tell you I'm busy? Can't you understand that?" She hung up a second later.